The Penis Is Innocent

Schopenhauer did his best to warn us that sloppy approximations, frauds, and half-truths become our shared wisdom, and are rarely examined or questioned.

[T]here exists certain universally popular and firmly accredited errors which countless numbers contentedly repeat every day.
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Most of these are repeated parrot fashion without much thought being given to them and merely because when people first heard them said they found them very wise-sounding.

Previous generations had contact with nature and did not make this anatomical mistake, nor does any male who has bothered to pay attention to the actual source of this potent vigor.

The penis is just a worker following orders, at most a large and highly visible mid-level manager, typically a working stiff front man facilitating delivery plans on behalf of virile strategic executive initiatives. From a central encapsulated office, the testicles productively pump an endless pulsing energy that surges and drives everything before it, ultimately acting upon and propelling the entire world in its mission to spread seed.

Man schemes in vain to design a perpetual motion machine, yet he has his own organic factory from which all his efforts are born and to which his life is grateful.